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    If you really want to piss someone off, don't flip them the bird, give them a friendly little wave instead. It seems to send most folks into a major tizzy as if you just told them their mamma was the best $5 whore you've ever had.

    Glad it all worked out for you Birddog. Even better that you didn't have to pull the trigger on this guy!
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    I had an asshole go all road rage on me the other day.. and the finger was involved...

    I'm turning left from Broadway (south) onto Belleview (east).. Outside turn lane. I get the green arrow to go, the car in front of me goes I'm about 15' or so behind him. This asshat in a little mini-van looking 'work van' turns right on red between me and the guy in front of me. Needless to say had he been driving a smart car w/ an LT1 he might have pulled it off.. I lay on the brakes and the horn... he apparently realized he's an idiot and changed lanes.

    I proceed on belleview shaking my head and wondering why people are so fucking stupid, when he goes and renews my faith in the utter stupidity in this world.. he gets in the same lane as me, and falls back.. only to accelerate as fast as the mini-van will take him, heading right for me, cutting around me at the last second, I'm sure nascar fans would be proud.. but the mere inches he passed my car by, and I got over into oncoming traffic's lanes pissed me off a bit.. Finger extended I let him know how I felt.

    I got into the other lane and attempted to calm down. I was willing to let it go, maybe he found out he had herpes from his cheating whore wife that morning.. who knows.. he got back in front and started to slow down. A little smile crept across my face as I was hoping he'd come to a complete stop and get out of the car.. I dialed 911 to report him. Damn are they useless..

    Better sense must have gotten a hold of him. He sped up and headed south on University.. Never heard back from any PD about it, they don't give a shit unless something happens.

    I just can't believe how fucking stupid people are. I'm the last one to back down if cornered, and while I may look 'small' I promise you'd regret it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    I had an asshole go all road rage on me the other day.. and the finger was involved...

    he gets in the same lane as me, and falls back.. only to accelerate as fast as the mini-van will take him, heading right for me, cutting around me at the last second, I'm sure nascar fans would be proud.. but the mere inches he passed my car by, and I got over into oncoming traffic's lanes pissed me off a bit.. Finger extended I let him know how I felt.
    This reminds me of a time I lived in Co Springs, I owned a 1997 Trans-am. The car had excellent brakes and acceleration (4wheel disk and 350). So anyway I am cruising on the highway and slow down to get off the ramp.

    Speed limit is 35 , so I am going 35. A piece of shit older El Comino is riding my ass, he slows down then speeds up acting like he is gonna ram me, So I slam the brakes. His expression and reaction were priceless watching him trying to turn to avoid me. I punch the gas a bit or he is gonna slam into me.

    He goes around (as fast as he can) flips me off and slams on his brakes right in front of me. Smoke comes off his tires and all! I was only going 35 so stopping wasn't an issue. Anyway we come up to the stop signs and he takes off, I look in my rear view mirror and my heart drops as I see two undercover patrol guys. I am thinking maybe I am gonna get pulled.

    I roll down the window and say; hey did you see what that ass hole did? Go get him... They agree and gesture me to move out of there way. Two blocks down the road as I drive by, he is pulled over and I smile and flip him off!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by 10mm-man View Post
    This reminds me of a time I lived in Co Springs, I owned a 1997 Trans-am. The car had excellent brakes and acceleration (4wheel disk and 350). So anyway I am cruising on the highway and slow down to get off the ramp.

    Speed limit is 35 , so I am going 35. A piece of shit older El Comino is riding my ass, he slows down then speeds up acting like he is gonna ram me, So I slam the brakes. His expression and reaction were priceless watching him trying to turn to avoid me. I punch the gas a bit or he is gonna slam into me.

    He goes around (as fast as he can) flips me off and slams on his brakes right in front of me. Smoke comes off his tires and all! I was only going 35 so stopping wasn't an issue. Anyway we come up to the stop signs and he takes off, I look in my rear view mirror and my heart drops as I see two undercover patrol guys. I am thinking maybe I am gonna get pulled.

    I roll down the window and say; hey did you see what that ass hole did? Go get him... They agree and gesture me to move out of there way. Two blocks down the road as I drive by, he is pulled over and I smile and flip him off!!





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    Hoser, as far as my injury; I was descending the bar trail and the labs left the main trail. I was trying to find them and wound up sliding off of a snow covered boulder, free fell somewhere around 15 feet, and broke my ankle, 5 bones in the foot, and damaged a couple of ligaments and cartlilage.

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    Holy....OUCH!

    It must have been a real joy getting the rest of the way down the trail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Birddog1911 View Post
    Hoser, as far as my injury; I was descending the bar trail and the labs left the main trail. I was trying to find them and wound up sliding off of a snow covered boulder, free fell somewhere around 15 feet, and broke my ankle, 5 bones in the foot, and damaged a couple of ligaments and cartlilage.
    Having shattered my ankle I feel for you...

    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    Holy....OUCH!

    It must have been a real joy getting the rest of the way down the trail.
    +1 on the ouch.. and a middle finger to you (for the hell of it) TheGinsue

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    There should be "The Bird" smiley for shitz n gigz! Or would that cause too many probs? lol!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Birddog1911 View Post
    Hoser, as far as my injury; I was descending the bar trail and the labs left the main trail. I was trying to find them and wound up sliding off of a snow covered boulder, free fell somewhere around 15 feet, and broke my ankle, 5 bones in the foot, and damaged a couple of ligaments and cartlilage.
    Sounds like someone is having a fun summer.

    There was a similar sounding case, north of Boulder, a year or so ago. Road rager follows a car. At some point the front car pulls over and RR jumps out for a confrontation, only to be met with the business end of a handgun. Rather then reflect on how his actions almost cost him is life, Mr. RR cries to the police that someone pulled a gun on him. Some people's children.
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    I know for a fact that a hole bunch of you all here have cussed at and flipped me off while I am at work.....I am too busy working to notice the COAR-15 stickers on your vehicles, but know they are there..............
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