Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
I've seen some of her stuff before, she's not always dumb and is actually rather cool..

You guys wouldn't know what to do w/ her if she was eating crackers in your bed.. you'd have a fucking heart attack..
I would have a heart attack. Do you know how annoying crumbs are? You have to use a little car broom, because if you use a big one it will get floor residue on the sheets. A vacuum is out of the question, it will just pull the sheet up.

Sex would be icky, I'm saving myself for marriage.