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    Default Almost plowed into a car today...

    So there I am riding my Harley today for the first time since I had hemorrhoid surgery, looking back I probably should have had my donut shaped cushion on my Harley seat to lessen the pain but hey, I’m big and tough and can take it. I’m mean it’s a flat road and smooth and what could possibly go wrong. I’m cruising on Platte and approaching a truck when this guy in a car pulls out in front of me. Having the cat-like reflexes that I have I deftly serve onto the shoulder and into the rumble strip (gotta admit that rapid & constant jolting hurt my hemroids and made my real angry) however I see a COAR15 sticker on his rear window and try to signal that he’s ok with me by showing him he’s #1. Well, sort of…the bike accident I had last year took most of the fingers off my hand so the only one I had left was my middle finger but I showed it to him anyway in hopes that he’d see that I didn’t have the other fingers and could figure out what I meant.


    Right then I notice the paint job on his car and want to tell him I LOVE that color so I pull over to tell him but my freaking Tourette’s makes a terrible time to rear it’s ugly head and all I can get out of my mouth is a spew of nasty words. Somewhere my beloved Mom is turning over in her grave with the words that came from it but somewhere a Marine drill instructor is nodding his shaven head in approval so they equal out.


    Man, I feel bad as the fellow sped off probably thinking I was some raving lunatic riding a Harley when all I wanted was to go share a cup of coffee and chat about where he got that car painted. God I love that color.

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    Oh my God, what a coincidence!

    http://www.ar-15.co/forums/showthread.php?t=60513

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    I think ar-15.co has it's own meme
    Any sufficiently advanced incompetence is indistinguishable from malice.
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    (former username "zip")

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    Funny stuff.

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    5 minute major penalty for both of you. btw, where is the COAR-15 penalty box? What a fricken coincidence!

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    I blame everything on Tummy Aches
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    And he strikes again!

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    2 member road inccidents in a week....I think thats a record!

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    1st one was-

    This one-

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    lmao!

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    I've browsed many forums in my time, and I have never seen coinciding threads like this one and cofi's. Amazing.

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