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    I fail to see what crime was committed. Littering maybe?

    No one has the right to not be offended. When they called the police, the operator should have laughed and hung up. Just another blatant waste of tax dollars and public resources.

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    The only crime committed was wasting bacon....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guylee View Post
    "What did you do at work today honey?"

    "Bacon. I investigated bacon."
    That's my dream job right there

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    Quote Originally Posted by Guylee View Post
    Imagine working in the unit.

    "What did you do at work today honey?"

    "Bacon. I investigated bacon."
    If it was pretty clean I'd probably get in trouble for tampering with evidence!

    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    What is Muslim hell?

    Is there bacon?
    A happy magical place... where you get 72 sluts, because honestly, who want's virgins anyway? And yes, there is bacon, and whiskey, and all the wonderful things that make being a non-Muslim so great!
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    If it was pretty clean I'd probably get in trouble for tampering with evidence!


    A happy magical place... where you get 72 sluts, because honestly, who want's virgins anyway? And yes, there is bacon, and whiskey, and all the wonderful things that make being a non-Muslim so great!
    Bacon, whiskey, and loose women? Muslim hell sounds a whole lot like Friday nights at my house!
    Just call me 47

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    Son of a... awesome. Now we are sure to get another Law and Order spin off. Law and Order: Food Hate Crimes.

    Starring John Goodman and Bobby Flay.

    Goodman: "We've got to get these bastards. They are wasting perfectly good bacon."

    Flay: "This isn't bacon, its prosciutto. We're heading to little Italy."

    *insert dramatic low-end tonal noises*
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    Mmmmmm, bacon.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    Son of a... awesome. Now we are sure to get another Law and Order spin off. Law and Order: Food Hate Crimes.

    Starring John Goodman and Bobby Flay.

    Goodman: "We've got to get these bastards. They are wasting perfectly good bacon."

    Flay: "This isn't bacon, its prosciutto. We're heading to little Italy."

    *insert dramatic low-end tonal noises*

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    "Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mykidsdad View Post
    "Bacon is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"!
    And it's also how we find out who the terroris- I mean Muslims are!
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."

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