Quote Originally Posted by Guylee View Post
Imagine working in the unit.

"What did you do at work today honey?"

"Bacon. I investigated bacon."
If it was pretty clean I'd probably get in trouble for tampering with evidence!

Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
What is Muslim hell?

Is there bacon?
A happy magical place... where you get 72 sluts, because honestly, who want's virgins anyway? And yes, there is bacon, and whiskey, and all the wonderful things that make being a non-Muslim so great!