Golf Spelunking (Augusta "caves")

[T-Giv]

Augusta didn't really cave. Condoleeza Rice and Darla Moore aren't the right kind of women.

"... Rice and Moore are not twenty-first-century Jackie Robinsons, and their acceptance into this bastion of exclusion has nothing to do with women’s liberation and is utterly disconnected from the reality of daily life for millions of American women."

The rest of the truth.

http://www.thenation.com/blog/169475...hing-celebrate

So you see August hasn't caved. They don't count unless they are a liberal.

I'm joking. This shows the warped thinking of the libs.

Indeed it does. They are not going to count that as a victory, hence why they won't stop until the club is "50/50" split. Which we all know that means that there will be 70/30 women to men, and then they will have to work to ensure that the asian numbers, black numbers, etc. are up to par (pun?). Oh and of course don't forget about the new initiative for those who can't afford the membership dues. The club members will be forced to pay a 25% additional fee on their dues to allow those who cannot afford the dues to become a member. It's just another case of what is happening in America.

EDIT: I forgot to add the conclusion! Then, due to the extreme financial burden put on the club due to all of the "initiatives", the club goes bankrupt. The club is then bailed out by the government and the club is then run by the Feds. Happy ending for everyone and the government can add one more great thing about America under their control. Tada!