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  1. 08-20-2012, 10:42 #1
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    Catchy title eh? Anyway, I was deciding if I was going to post this or not, and figured, eh, what the hell.... So, we were at a gas station in Pueblo last night (all pumps were full), and as I begin pumping, I notice a guy staring at me (and my holstered gun). We were both in the middle islands. I made it a point to let him know I noticed him looking at me like I was a piece of bacon or something (because everyone on here loves bacon). The thing is, this guy is wearing brown khaki shorts, a green and white striped button up shirt with a purple tie, aviator glasses, and black cowboy boots, and a blue cowboy hat..... and he's staring at me like I'm weird? Then, I see in the reflection of my windows, that most of the other drivers are looking at me too. I think there was a meeting of libs at that gas station last night.....
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    Like, where's spyder been? That guy was like, totally cool and stuff. - foxtrot
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    Dressed like that, and staring at you? He was probably awed by your manliness, and flirting...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    Dressed like that, and staring at you? He was probably awed by your manliness, and flirting...
    ^^THIS

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    Dressed like that, and staring at you? He was probably awed by your manliness, and flirting...
    Spyder does have a perdy mouth..
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  6. 08-20-2012, 10:59 #6
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    What station were you at. I actually have seen quite a few OC down here
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    At what point in time did you realize you had your wifes underwear on OVER your Levis?
    They picked up on it pretty quickly I think.......










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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Spyder does have a perdy mouth..
    I'm never getting drunk around you again.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gunner View Post
    What station were you at. I actually have seen quite a few OC down here
    The one off of Pueblo Blvd, right off the interstate.
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  10. 08-20-2012, 11:42 #10
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    Mabbe this 'splains it...


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