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    Master of the Metallic Element Tinelement's Avatar
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    Default Me: Whats for lunch dude......?

    Me: let's roll down to the Mexican place.
    Him: sounds good man.

    ****enter cute young bartender******

    Him: this dude can't drink beer with me, he's an old married guy.
    Me: yup
    Him: he can't hang with nothing, married, 2 kids, he can't do nothing! Look I'm one beer up on him, he needs a nipple for that bottle.....

    Me: enter tequila.........

    Him:



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    bahahaa... lol.. well played

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    silly youngin, when will they learn.
    "Those who would trade liberty for safety deserve neither"

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    Careful.... I just gave him a soapbox!

    Wait for it......

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    Lil youngin would like to plead his case.....

    The floor is yours sunshine..... This might take a while.....

    "just working for the man"

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    he got learnt a lesson
    All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break em for no one.

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    Man i need a job like that! You lookin for any old crippled guys?

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    Now you need to write him up for bein' snockered on the job...or go make him run a planishing hammer tomorrow...
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

    Discussion is an exchange of intelligence. Argument is an exchange of
    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Youngbloods....Live and learn sleeping beauty.
    Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
    Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
    For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
    'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
    Such is the rule of honor.

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