Me: let's roll down to the Mexican place.
Him: sounds good man.
****enter cute young bartender******
Him: this dude can't drink beer with me, he's an old married guy.
Me: yup
Him: he can't hang with nothing, married, 2 kids, he can't do nothing! Look I'm one beer up on him, he needs a nipple for that bottle.....
Me: enter tequila.........
Him:
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