Me: let's roll down to the Mexican place.
Him: sounds good man.

****enter cute young bartender******

Him: this dude can't drink beer with me, he's an old married guy.
Me: yup
Him: he can't hang with nothing, married, 2 kids, he can't do nothing! Look I'm one beer up on him, he needs a nipple for that bottle.....

Me: enter tequila.........

Him: