1) she is most likely on the phone complaining that the right wing stressed out veteran in the office is on gun forums all day bitching about his car, lack of money, career choices, politics and the President; and

2) do you honestly think that you can find a job anywhere there isn't a fat chick there to annoy you? Can't even get that lucky at Hooters or a strip club anymore.

3) There is a new medical precedure that can help you. The Doc inserts a small cylindrical object at your C1 vertebre and into your brain stem. The other end of the cylindrical object, similar pokes out the back of your neck (no, not like the Matrix...). When explaining the use of this small device, the Doc tells you......



It is so you can suck it the f*uck up!


Quit being a little girl Ronin... I'll save you a trip to the aforementioned Dr & give you a perscription right here....