Kevin Bacon Changing Last Name to Appease Muslims

[ChunkyMonkey]

http://www.duhprogressive.com/index.php/266

“Although the Bacon family has held our name humbly and innocuously throughout generations, I had no idea it was causing members of our Muslim community discomfort and impeding their enjoyment of my films and music. It is with great apologies to CAIR and other representatives of the Islamic community that I hereby renounce my surname of ‘Bacon,’ since it is a source of revulsion to some of the Muslim community.…Had I known my name would be provoking the thought of such a cultural dietary taboo, I would have begun my acting career in 1978 under a different name. I extend my sincerest apologies to any members of the Muslim community who may have taken offense to my porcine name.”

-Kevin Soon-Not-To-Be Bacon

[Scanker19]

Oh that's serious. I though he was "changing" it to Kevin Appease Muslims, like as a joke. Not "kevin bacon changing last name, to appease mouslims".

I wish this was fake.

[Byte Stryke]

you do realize that isn't real news... right?

by Ibrahim al-Lincoln, official DP Muslim Civil War Re-enactor

it's like the onion, check out the ads for a hint.

[cofi]

thats not real is it?

edit thanks byte

[Byte Stryke]

[spyder]

This would be so sad if it were real... I don't see him however saying sorry for being born with his last name. I am going to call BS on this one, well, I hope it's BS.

[jerrymrc]

Nothing in Hollywierd would surprise me.

[ChunkyMonkey]

I swear it.. its real!

[Great-Kazoo]

I swear it.. its real!

He's The Grand master Know it All.
How dare anyone doubt him.

ALL HAIL GMKIA

[GilpinGuy]

If it's on the internets it has to be real.