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    An easy on. All from the same movie:
    "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

    "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

    "Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

    "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrufflerSteve View Post
    An easy on. All from the same movie:
    "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

    "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

    "Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

    "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"
    Army of Darkness. Great film. Evil Dead 2 was still my favorite of the series.
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    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

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    Quote Originally Posted by CrufflerSteve View Post
    An easy on. All from the same movie:
    "Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things, right now: Jack and shit... and Jack left town."

    "Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun."

    "Honey, you got reeeal ugly!"

    "Alright you Primitive Screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my boomstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

    Army of Darkness. Great film. Still think Evil Dead 2 was the best of the series.

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    How do you know he's a king?
    Cause he hasn't got shit all over him."
    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."

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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFGopherMike View Post
    "He's our king.
    How do you know he's a king?
    Cause he hasn't got shit all over him."
    Monty Pythons Holy Grail!


    Mine:
    "Badges?!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

    Hint: same movie as the quote in my sig


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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    Monty Pythons Holy Grail!


    Mine:
    "Badges?!? We don't need no stinking badges!"

    Hint: same movie as the quote in my sig

    Same one that gave us:

    "You'd do it for Randolph Scott."

    "Well Jim, since you are my guest and I am your host, what are your pleasures. What do you like to do?"
    "Oh, I don't know. Play chess ... Screw."
    "Well let's play chess."

    "Come on, boys! The way you're lollygaggin' around here with them picks and them shovels, you'd think it was a hundert an' twenty degrees!... Can't be more than a hundert an' fourteen"

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