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    Quote Originally Posted by Chad4000 View Post
    somebody was making a joke about duct taping my truck doors shut today and I was like, "then I would just activate my cars wings and fly away!"



    he didnt get it lol...
    Nice... "I'd still pull you over..."
    Supposedly they're making a sequel. That would be awesome! Considering that's one of my all time favorite comedies... that and the movie this monologue came from:
    "A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-lagunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice."
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    ^^ lol absolutely..

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    One of my favorite scens and quotes in ANY movie

    -What?
    -What country are you from?
    -What? What? Wh - ?
    -"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
    -What?
    -English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
    -Yes! Yes!
    -Then you know what I'm sayin'!
    -Yes!
    -Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
    -What?
    -Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DD977GM2 View Post
    One of my favorite scens and quotes in ANY movie

    -What?
    -What country are you from?
    -What? What? Wh - ?
    -"What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
    -What?
    -English, motherfucker, do you speak it?
    -Yes! Yes!
    -Then you know what I'm sayin'!
    -Yes!
    -Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
    -What?
    -Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
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    "Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora." - El Guapo

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    I will do 2 from the same movie

    "When i drink whiskey, I drink whiskey. When I drink water,I drink water"

    "Oh that red head of hers is no lie"
    The enemy of my enemy...... Is just one more set of targets to engage

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2008f450 View Post
    "When i drink whiskey, I drink whiskey. When I drink water,I drink water"
    I say this every time I'm down at Nallen's, which isn't very often these days.

    And I watch that movie at least twice a year. Good quote.
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".

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    "Hell, I'll kill a man in a fair fight... or if I think he's gonna start a fair fight, or if he bothers me, or if there's a woman, or if I'm gettin' paid - mostly only when I'm gettin' paid"

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    "I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I’m all out of bubblegum."

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