The Right Stuff
Braveheart
Quigley Down Under
OK, here's mine:
Occupation?
Stand up philosopher.
What?
Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Oh, a bullshit artist!
*Grumble*...
Did you bullshit last week?
No.
Did you try to bullshit last week?
Yes!