Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post

OK, here's mine:
Occupation?
Stand up philosopher.
What?
Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Oh, a bullshit artist!
*Grumble*...
Did you bullshit last week?
No.
Did you try to bullshit last week?
Yes!
History of the World Part 1, love Mel Brooks movies.


One from me even though it's Friday. "Strange women lying about in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. I mean, if I went around saying I was emperor because some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away."