Choking!! Do you know what to do??

[DSB OUTDOORS]

F**K!!! I got another break tonight!! Some one likes me?! I'm single, a Hunter, Fisherman. I eat a LOT of game meat, Elk, Deer, Rabbit, Beef, Etc. Etc.

Cooked a nice bone in NY Strip tonight. After 1/2 way through, sure enough. I started to choke!

Can't talk, can't breathe. Punching my self in the stomach, no help. Then I remembered my life saving lessons I learned from survival camp and school.

I grabbed a chair and thrust my self on the corner a couple of times, simulating the "Heimlich Maneuver" and sure enough. Out it came!!

FU*K. That was fun!!!! At least I didn't have to do a self Tracheotomy on me!! Which I know how to do.

If you are single or not, it would be a good idea to read up / Youtube some vids on how to save your self on choking!!!!!!!!!

Glad I'm still here with you folks. 911 call from the hills here is about 25 - 45 mins away!! FYI!

I have good neighbors, but a call and no talking they don't understand.

[Scanker19]

That's so weird, I was at my friends Mom's house tonight she started to choke. So to save her life I.... Never mind.

[Clint45]

Clear your throat really hard, drink beer, clear throat again, reach down throat with fingers . . . no need to hump a chair unless you actually sucked that steak into your lungs. I would love to see youtube video of some Darwin candidate giving themselves a tracheotomy with a steak knife . . . and you wouldn't even need a mirror for that? Wow, that's badassed. I hope you at least splash yourself and the dirty steakknife with vodka first.

[DFBrews]

glad your alive.... all in favor of finding DSB a girlfriend say Aye

[bigshane]

That's so weird, I was at my friends Mom's house tonight she started to choke. So to save her life I.... Never mind.

Sooo wrong

Good job DSB, glad you're able to tell the tale

[sneakerd]

[JM Ver. 2.0]

F**K!!! I got another break tonight!! Some one likes me?! I'm single, a Hunter, Fisherman. I eat a LOT of game meat, Elk, Deer, Rabbit, Beef, Etc. Etc.

Cooked a nice bone in NY Strip tonight. After 1/2 way through, sure enough. I started to choke!

Can't talk, can't breathe. Punching my self in the stomach, no help. Then I remembered my life saving lessons I learned from survival camp and school.

I grabbed a chair and thrust my self on the corner a couple of times, simulating the "Heimlich Maneuver" and sure enough. Out it came!!

FU*K. That was fun!!!! At least I didn't have to do a self Tracheotomy on me!! Which I know how to do.

If you are single or not, it would be a good idea to read up / Youtube some vids on how to save your self on choking!!!!!!!!!

Glad I'm still here with you folks. 911 call from the hills here is about 25 - 45 mins away!! FYI!

I have good neighbors, but a call and no talking they don't understand.

That's so weird, I was at my friends Mom's house tonight she started to choke. So to save her life I.... Never mind.

[GilpinGuy]

Damn! Glad you fixed yourself man. That must have been scary sheeeet.

[Mazin]

AYE!!!!

Glad your still here man!

[WETWRKS]

I vote for tannerite.