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  1. 09-02-2012, 22:12 #21
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    Glad you're OK.

    I ran with scissors once. No really, I ran with fucking scissors in my mouth and into a table when I was two and jammed them down my throat and had to get 11 stitches inside my throat, or so I'm told. Never did that again I'll tell you...

    I learned to chew my food around that same time.
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    shoulda used that thar hind-lick maneuver
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    I just chew my food. Chewed food = no choking. Problem solved.
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    Dear Diary..

    I nearly choked on a delicious steak...

    I'm old and should get life alert for such emergencies..


    Glad you're ok.. Yeah you should probably stop eating like my pup.. chew your food.. It's why you have teeth.. of course.. with no gag reflex maybe we should find you a BF not a gf..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Dear Diary..

    I nearly choked on a delicious steak...

    I'm old and should get life alert for such emergencies..


    Glad you're ok.. Yeah you should probably stop eating like my pup.. chew your food.. It's why you have teeth.. of course.. with no gag reflex maybe we should find you a BF not a gf..


    I was going to tell him to pull the.... out of his mouth....

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