AK Fanboy Test

[Skukripion]

If you get all this then you are an AK fanboy, this should be appropriate for the 7.62x39 club...


Mikhail Kalashnikov: 1947...I give you stamped receiver AK47, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Izhmash: 1947...I can't get stamped receiver built right let me use milled. Arrrgh
Izhmash: 1952...OK, I got stamped right, here is AKM, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Russian Army: 1960's....Hey, crazy capitalists went to tiny ass bullet...what's with that?
Mikhail Kalashnikov: It's a fad, get over it
Russian Army: I want AKM in 5.45x39. Tiny ass bullet is sexy
Izhmash: 1974...I give you AK74, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Russian Army: Damn it took you long enough, Viet Nam is over already.
Mikhail Kalashnikov: I'm rather hostile to a reduced caliber being used by us
Russian Army: We get it already
Izhmash: We get it already
Mikhail Kalashnikov: Well f*ck you guys then
Russian Army: 1977...I like this new AK74 so much I'm retiring the AKM. Oh, Izzy btw we need 90 degree gas blocks on these AK74's
Romania: What's wrong with the gas block?
Izhmash: 1985...Don't worry about it. Dammit I can't get this black plastic right, it looks plum.
Izhmash: 1992...I figured out black polymer! I give you AK74M, greatest thing since sliced bread!
Kadhafi: We like what you've done with the AK but we're not sure about 5.45x39. Can you make the same gun for us in 7.62x39?
Izhmash: Did you miss the Vietnam and Afghan wars? Tiny ass bullet is greatest thing since sliced bread... but ok we make for you in 7.62x39. We call it AK103
Mujahadin: Tiny ass bullet? Sh*t that thing is a f*cken poison bullet!
NATO: Damn that AK103 is hot but 7.62x39 is so commie. And USA is making us use their ammo now. We want AK103 but in 5.56x45
Izhmash: Ok we make for you. We call it AK101
Venezuela: Damn that's hot, we'll take AK103 too!
USA: 2010...Wow, hey Izhmash what is AK103? I thought AK47 was still in service?
Izhmash: Umm ...AK47 retired 60 years ago, you're thinking of AKM retired in 1977. We use AK74 now, have been for 40 years
USA: Oh really? Wow, so this AK100 series is new? BTW I like what you did with the furniture.
Izhmash: Sort of, it's AK74M chambered in different caliber
USA: So what's 5.45x39, AK100? AK106?
Izhmash: No, AK74M
USA: So AK74M uses AK100 series furniture?
Izhmash: No, AK100 series uses AK74M furniture. AK74M came first remember, 1992?
USA: I don't get it
Izhmash: I see that.
Izhmash: But nevermind, sales are slow and we have nothing to do but sweep shop floor. Lets crash AKSU into AK74 and make weird hybrid gun, see who bites.
Russian Army: Hey what the hell is that?
Izhmash: It's new super AK. We call it AK105.
Russian Army: Meh... we have best rifle AK74M
OMON: Wow that's sexy I have to have it
USA: Wow that's sexy I have to have it in 5.56
Alpha: Wow that's sexy I have to have it in 7.62x39
Russian Army: Are you ghey? It's weird hybrid gun of AKSU and AK74. Worst of both rifles
Izhmash: Shut up we need the money
Alpha: Yaaay I have AK104
USA: Yaaay I have AK102
Nictra: Yaaaay I have AK105
Izhmash: 2008...I give you AK200, greatest thing since sliced bread!
USA: Ghey
OMON: Ghey
Alpha: Ghey
Kadhafi: Ghey
Izhmash: WTF you guys are the ones crazy about picatinny rails, not me

[porfiriozg]

That hurt on several levals

[68Charger]

amusing, but incomplete- missing rants about the Chinese making copies just different enough, and the Yugoslav's not wanting to use chromed barrels, but insisting on corrosive ammo.... among other things.
I still

[TEAMRICO]

Will that fit as my Signature?
Loved it!

[Skukripion]

Will that fit as my Signature?
Loved it!

I am still trying to make it MY signature.

[Skukripion]

amusing, but incomplete- missing rants about the Chinese making copies just different enough, and the Yugoslav's not wanting to use chromed barrels, but insisting on corrosive ammo.... among other things.
I still

I try not to make old man Kalashnikov a whiny lil B%^&# here. Izhmash guy is the mean character.

[jreifsch80]

And what about the valmet being an Un-liscenced and the galil being a liscenced copy of an Un-liscenced copy (valmet) and the south African r4,r5 a liscenced copy Of a licensed copy of an un-licensed copy (galil,valmet) lol

[Skukripion]

And what about the valmet being an Un-liscenced and the galil being a liscenced copy of an Un-liscenced copy (valmet) and the south African r4,r5 a liscenced copy Of a licensed copy of an un-licensed copy (galil,valmet) lol

If i mention all that i better mention that Arsenal Nevada probably sold more AK-103/AK-74m copies than Izhmash...

[Great-Kazoo]

If i mention all that i better mention that Arsenal Nevada probably sold more AK-103/AK-74m copies than Izhmash...

B-west was left out too.

[dtbighit]

Good work,and holy crap that would have taken me a few hours to type that geeez