I'm not really all that sad (except I really wanted to be laid off and get a severance) and I had been persona-non-grata for the last couple weeks, so I knew something was coming (I only had one tiny box of $hit)
But
It was for something I didn't do. (there was lots I did do), that's the really sad part. I f*cking hate HR pricks.

So, my side business better start going. (ring phone, ring!)

So, if anyone needs some fields mowed, or pastures maintained, gimme a call.

Just sitting here venting.