http://now.msn.com/chuck-norris-and-...a-is-reelected
Chuck Norris spent Labor Day weekend as only a true patriot would: issuing apocalyptic messages about the upcoming presidential election. Holding hands with his wife, Gena, and looking rather glum, the plaid-shirted harbinger of doom released his "dire warning to America" via a deliciously bizarre video in which he reveals that our "country as we know it could be lost forever" if Obama is re-elected and that he can't "stand on the sidelines … [as we] go the way of socialism or something much worse" (we’re assuming by "worse" he means the "1,000 years of darkness" his wife refers to in the clip). We're inclined to consider Chuck’s message. After all, the dude pretty much united Slovakia and Austria.