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    Default TSA Moves On From Your Underwear to Your Starbucks

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    TSA: That's what happen when a bunch of GED fail are given a badge! 8 or 9 years ago @ DIA, the TSA agent on duty at the concourse main exit was using a "walker" (probably after a hip replacement....) and was chasing people who were walking too close to the exit! It was pathetic. I wish I had a camera then.
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    Welcome to Top Secret America where NOBODY knows WTF they are doing! People ought to boycott the airlines for a week, that would stop this crap. I'm not afraid of Al-Qaida, I'm afraid of the idiotic government starting with Oblowme and working down from there...he will probably start a new war just before the election!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ruthabagah View Post
    TSA: That's what happen when a bunch of GED fail are given a badge! 8 or 9 years ago @ DIA, the TSA agent on duty at the concourse main exit was using a "walker" (probably after a hip replacement....) and was chasing people who were walking too close to the exit! It was pathetic. I wish I had a camera then.
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    Holy crap. The TSA really grinds my gears.

    The TSA personifies everything that is wrong in America. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that they take this oath:

    I, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

    I took the oath of enlistment, and take it seriously, only to have these losers violate my and everybody else's constitutionally protected right against unlawful searches and seizures. Since when is wanting to fly probable cause of wanting to hurt and/or kill others and/or destroy property?

    Cheese and Rice. This makes me so mad.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ruthabagah View Post
    TSA: That's what happen when a bunch of GED fail are given a badge!
    Just wait until they're all unionized.

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    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    Just don't tell them you have explosive diarrhea...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    Just don't tell them you have explosive diarrhea...


    Oh man, that was a good one!
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    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sharpienads View Post
    Holy crap. The TSA really grinds my gears.

    The TSA personifies everything that is wrong in America. I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that they take this oath:

    I, do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God.

    I took the oath of enlistment, and take it seriously, only to have these losers violate my and everybody else's constitutionally protected right against unlawful searches and seizures. Since when is wanting to fly probable cause of wanting to hurt and/or kill others and/or destroy property?

    Cheese and Rice. This makes me so mad.
    A-fucking-men brother. Me too.

    BTW, wouldn't they be more effective randomly testing at the SOURCE of the liquids?

    This is just one more step towards totalitarianism.
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