Anyone willing to loan me a chainsaw for this weekend??

[Tinelement]

Title says it all, Im looking to fell 2 or 3 trees and cut them into 3ft logs to haul home then split em at home.
Would throw in a box of 45acp or a bulk pack of 22lr as a thank you loaning me your chainsaw.

For the record I thinned a friend of the family's 35 acre land of their pines so I am competant with a saw and do what it takes to just cut wood and not the ground HAHAHA.

Thanks In Advance!!!!!!!!!!

When you are done with your trees, I got 2 that need cut!

[DD977GM2]

When you are done with your trees, I got 2 that need cut!

Where at?