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    Machine Gunner Squeeze's Avatar
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    Default One BIG motherfu**ing Snake!







    THIS IS NOT A PYTHON!

    This is a 15 foot Western Diamondback
    rattlesnake - the largest ever caught on record,

    This snake was found Near the St. Augustine
    outlet, in a new KB homes subdivision just south of
    Mesa Az.

    A little research revealed the following:

    One bite from a snake of this sizewould contain enough venom to
    kill over 40 full grown men.

    The head of this snake alone is larger than the hand of a
    normal sized man.

    A bite from those fangs would be comparable to being stabbed
    by two curved, 1/4 inch diameter screwdrivers.

    The knife being used to draw out the fangs for the bottom
    picture has a blade around 6 inche long.

    This snake is estimated to have weighed over 170 pounds.
    (How much do you weigh?)

    Notice the girth of this snake as compared to the cop's
    leg in the first picture (and he is not a small man).


    A snake of this size could easily swallow a 2 year-old
    child
    and dogs, pigs, etc).

    A snake this size has an approximately 5 1/2 foot
    accurate
    striking distance.
    (The distance for an average size rattlesnake
    is about 2 feet
    . )

    This snake has probably been alive since George Bush Sr.
    was President.


    Now just ask yourself these questions:


    What has this snake been feeding on and
    where are its offspring?
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    St Johns county is in Florida. I'll bet the last pic is from a different snake. I figured out the cross streets when I got this email a while back and pulled it up on street view.

    Here you go.
    740 Cabernet Pl, St Augustine, FL 32084
    http://m.google.com/u/m/whdY1s

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    That must be a strong bastard holding that pole, that's alot of weight at the end of that long pole.*


    *this message has no gay references

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    Holy Hell!
    Whoever appeals to the law against his fellow man is either a fool or a coward.
    Whoever cannot take care of themselves without that law is both.
    For a wounded man shall say to his assailant,
    'If I live, I will kill you. If I die, You are forgiven.'
    Such is the rule of honor.

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    Researched google. Story is fiction.


    The Truth:
    This tale is fiction. A public information officer with the St. Johns County Sheriff's department told TruthOrFiction.com that there was an incident involving a large Eastern diamondback rattlesnake in July 2009 but the snake was 7'3" in length.
    The photos, taken by an unidentified civilian, were an unintentional trick of camera perspective. The captured snake was closer to the photographer than the law enforcement officer shown in the background. This made the venomous reptile appear larger than life.

    Eastern diamondback rattlesnakes in the wild have been known to grow up to 8' in length.

    The Western diamondbacked rattlesnake is indigenous to Arizona but they have been known to live 15 to 20 years in captivity and are 3 to 5 feet in average length but have a few of these rattlers have been known to grow up to 7 feet in length.

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    way old photo went around the emails a long time ago.
    Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.

    The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.

    Thomas Jefferson


    Obama, so full of crap it is a miracle Air Force One can even get off the ground,

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    I got a 7'er on my office wall. Good eating.

    Speaking of snakes, can you find the cat in this picture:

    Last edited by Mtn.man; 09-07-2012 at 16:20.

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    ^^. Exactly where cats deserve to be. Bastards.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hghclsswhitetrsh View Post
    ^^. Exactly where cats deserve to be. Bastards.
    I couldn't agree more.

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    Default Gotta Love Florida

    I really miss Florida, internet cafe shootings, sharks,hurricanes & giant snakes...


    http://jacksonville.com/news/metro/2...r_st_augustine


    oh yeah and alligators eating lil ole ladies poodles

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