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  1. 09-10-2012, 19:03 #1
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    Default What's your Favorite 007 One-Liner ?

    Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

    Plenty O'Toole: Hi, I'm Plenty.
    James Bond: But of course you are.
    Plenty O'Toole: Plenty O'Toole.
    James Bond: Named after your father perhaps?

    You Only Live Twice (1967)

    Tiger Tanaka: Rule number one: never do anything yourself when someone else can do it for you.
    James Bond: And rule number two?
    Tiger Tanaka: Rule number two: in Japan, men come first, women come second.
    James Bond: I just might retire to here.
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    The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much π.
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    Don't remember exactly, It's from live and let die, and along the lines of

    James, do we have time for another?
    Of course darling, there's no sense in going off half cocked.
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    The Spy Who Loved Me (1977)

    Pussy Galore: My name is Pussy Galore.
    James Bond: I must be dreaming.
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  4. 09-10-2012, 19:31 #4
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    Not perfected?
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
    George S. Patton

    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

    ?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
    George Fitch. c 1916.
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  5. 09-10-2012, 20:17 #5
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    James Bond
    Shaken not stirred
    Why?

    James Bond
    A dry martini. One in a deep champagne goblet.
    Bartender
    Oui, monsieur.
    James Bond
    Just a moment. Three measures of Gordon's, one of vodka, half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it very well until it's ice-cold, then add a large thin slice of lemon-peel. Got it?
    Hard times make strong men
    Strong men create good times
    Good times create weak men
    Weak men create hard times
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    Crappy audio/video, but...

    Kyle

    Girlscouts? Hmmm, I don't know... I think it's kinda dangerous to teach young girls self esteem and leadership skills.
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    Do you expect me to beg?

    No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
    If you want peace, prepare for war.
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    "I thought Christmas only comes once per year."
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    "I can't carry Jason Bourne or Jack Bauer's nutsack because I'm an effete British dandy"
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  10. 09-11-2012, 09:43 #10
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    Admittedly, although I love the classics- I have to say the best one-liner was Daniel Craig's Bond in Casino Royale:
    “Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls.”
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
    "The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
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