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    Glock Armorer for sexual favors Jer's Avatar
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    Default Who's Ready to Play: What in the Hell is That?

    So I found this in my garage today. It was rolled up in clear plastic and sealed as in it had never been opened. So, I opened it thinking it was just a white tarp. As I was unrolling it I noticed there are lots of velcro loops and zippers along opposite sides of each piece. They're made in China as evidences by the label but there is little to no other clues. Almost looks like it's part of some sort of canopy or something but there are no poles. So...

    What in the hell is that?



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    I'd say it's the optional privacy walls for a canopy??
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    Hmmmm....Im probably way off but i'll say parts for your sailboat? lol

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    WTF are you doing cleaning?

    That's woman's work!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    WTF are you doing cleaning?

    That's woman's work!
    Letting the lady clean the garage is just begging for trouble, they operate on a totally different index system.
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    Glock Armorer for sexual favors Jer's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    I'd say it's the optional privacy walls for a canopy??
    Where's the canopy?

    Quote Originally Posted by DavieD55 View Post
    Hmmmm....Im probably way off...
    Yep.

    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    WTF are you doing cleaning?

    That's woman's work!

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    Who says I was cleaning? Besides, if I make her clean who will make my sammiches?

    Quote Originally Posted by Graves View Post
    Letting the lady clean the garage is just begging for trouble, they operate on a totally different index system.
    Bingo. Having her clean the garage is just begging to fill the dumpsters with shit I really don't want thrown away. Oh, there will be plenty of room and shit will look nice but that's about the end of the positives from that scenario.
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    Body bags for Muslims?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushMasterBoy View Post
    Body bags for Muslims?
    While I have no doubt they could be used for this purpose I doubt that was the original intent of this product. Besides, no bags means faster decomp and lower likelihood of identification years later. Just sayin'...
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    Sorry, I can't wrap my mind around the concept of finding something like that in your own garage that you can't identify.....

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    Moo-Moo for a VERY large woman?

    Or maybe paint covers for furniture?
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