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    Default Possibly the most stupid question ever asked

    So at work I get this slip of paper with one question from our "Safety Officer":
    "If you were killed or injured at work, how would it affect you?"

    My reply: Please read your question. I believe in 20+ years here this has to be the stupidest interrogatory I have ever had set before me.
    My answer is, and I am going out on a limb here but I believe I would be dead or injured.




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    Wow! Does he get paid to do his/her job?
    Amazing...give that "Safety Officer" a swift kick in the ass for me!

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    Answer: "If I were to be killed at work, I'd be very sad and would need some time off."

    Turn it in and be totally serious!
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    I'm usually of the mindset "there are no stupid questions, just stupid people" but that one comes close to breaking my argument.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jhood001 View Post
    Should have pulled your shirt up over you head and -

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    Depending on the severity of the injury or in the case of death I would certainly require the next day off... and not have it counted against my PTO...

    Also this question has given my brain severe trauma.. I will no be able to make it the rest of today or this week ...

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    Jhood YES! That is the single best thing I have ever seen on this board! You sir are a hero.

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    Please tell me my tax dollars don't pay this idiots salary.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Please tell me my tax dollars don't pay this idiots salary.

    but if I lie to you so blatantly, I would need to hold a political office.

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