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    FastMan
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    My answer: I'd no longer be able to get promoted when the fool who thought up this question accidentally hangs himself with his own necktie.

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    Tell him you'll be calling in Dead.

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    Bat Poop Crazy Mofo
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    I had a good one. I have Identical Twins that work for me on receiving. Their 44 or 45 years old. One of the truck drivers that brings me materials asks, "How long have you been brothers?" One of the twins replys Uhhh were not Brothers. We are Identical Cousins. The truck driver said "Wow, how long have you been cousins?" The other twin said, all our lives. The truck driver, God Bless his heart said "My name is John, WOW Idendical Cousins who would a thunk it."

    And these people are driving the Semi Trucks out on our highways!!!!!

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    Missing Man on a Milk Carton islandermyk's Avatar
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    Ah sh*t......


    ...I needed a good laugh
    Whore monger Mike!

    Slinging coconuts since ever since...

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    Bat Poop Crazy Mofo
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    Quote Originally Posted by islandermyk View Post
    Ah sh*t......


    ...I needed a good laugh
    I can't make this SH*T up!!

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    Q: How would it affect you if you were killed or seriously injured at work.

    A: I wouldn't have to work with people like you anymore. Since you are the Safety Officer, you should be fired.

    Be safe.
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