Another Priceless

[HoneyBadger]

We should use bacon as the red stripes on the flag, then they wouldn't be able to touch it, AND as an added bonus, if they do manage to burn one, the bacon smoke would get all over them (and they would breathe it) and it would smell like they are all cooking bacon!

Aside from that, I do like the idea of using our flag as a weapon with some sort of toxin or sterilizing agent in it that works when burned...

[Monky]

We should use bacon as the red stripes on the flag, then they wouldn't be able to touch it, AND as an added bonus, if they do manage to burn one, the bacon smoke would get all over them (and they would breathe it) and it would smell like they are all cooking bacon!

Aside from that, I do like the idea of using our flag as a weapon with some sort of toxin or sterilizing agent in it that works when burned...

But would they know what cooking Bacon smells like so they'd know they've been defiled and won't be seeing their little virgins?

[HoneyBadger]

But would they know what cooking Bacon smells like so they'd know they've been defiled and won't be seeing their little virgins?

Good point... But if the stripes were make with bacon, I think they would be very hesitant to touch any "unclean" meat.

Yeah, unclean.... This coming from the people who wipe their ass with their bare hand after taking a shit...

[HoneyBadger]

[two shoes]

A flag made of thread from pig intestine!!!