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View Poll Results: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

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  • Mayonnaise

    47 47.96%
  • Miracle Whip

    39 39.80%
  • Something else

    7 7.14%
  • Bareback (nothing)

    5 5.10%
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Thread: Mayo or MW?

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    MW sucks, I've sent food back to the kitchen before because of that crap. "MAKE ME A SAMWITCH THE RIGHT WAY BITCH AND DON'T PUT THE CRAP ON IT."

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    either as long as my sandwich isn't dry
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    I can taste whatever chemical crap it is they put in MW to give it that "zing."

    I threw a sandwich away at my house a couple of months ago because I forgot how awful MW is to my taste buds.

    I don't put mayo on everything, but mayo over MW all day.
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    Mayo for sandwiches, but the time I do love MW. Just dipping left over turkey on a plate, after Thanksgiving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stevelkinevil View Post
    Mayo, Miracle whip tastes like creamed ass.
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    I just barfed

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    Quote Originally Posted by jhood001 View Post
    Miracle Whip only goes with my tuna fish. Everything else is mayo.
    +1... You beat me to it.
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    I tend to get the light mayo anyways, so either is fine with me. I like them both, so i can't vote.
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    I dislike MW with a passion...
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    I grew up with MW ... a few years ago I switched to Mayo ... I like both and I like switching back and forth occasionally.
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