I thought I'd try to lighten things up a little.
You're making a delicious BLT and open the door of the fridge. You see Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. Which do you choose?
Mayonnaise
Miracle Whip
Something else
Bareback (nothing)
I thought I'd try to lighten things up a little.
You're making a delicious BLT and open the door of the fridge. You see Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. Which do you choose?
I think Miracle Whip has a great marketing campaign with those commercials.
I don't really care for Miracle Whip.
"There are no finger prints under water."
Miracle Whip only goes with my tuna fish. Everything else is mayo.
One does not bear arms against a rabbit. -- Garry Wills
MW sucks, I've sent food back to the kitchen before because of that crap. "MAKE ME A SAMWITCH THE RIGHT WAY BITCH AND DON'T PUT THE CRAP ON IT."
either as long as my sandwich isn't dry
Self control: The minds ability to override the body's urge to beat the living sh.. out of some ass.... who desperately deserves it.
The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.
Thomas Jefferson
Obama, so full of crap it is a miracle Air Force One can even get off the ground,
What is my joy if all hands, even the unclean, can reach into it? What is my wisdom, if even the fools can dictate to me? What is my freedom, if all creatures, even the botched and impotent, are my masters? What is my life, if I am but to bow, to agree and to obey?
-- Ayn Rand, Anthem (Chapter 11)
Salty grease vs the alternative? MW wins.
MLT is better than a BLT. Especially when the mutton is nice and leeeeean