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View Poll Results: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?

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  • Mayonnaise

    47 47.96%
  • Miracle Whip

    39 39.80%
  • Something else

    7 7.14%
  • Bareback (nothing)

    5 5.10%
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Thread: Mayo or MW?

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    Default Mayo or MW?

    I thought I'd try to lighten things up a little.

    You're making a delicious BLT and open the door of the fridge. You see Mayonnaise and Miracle Whip. Which do you choose?

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    I think Miracle Whip has a great marketing campaign with those commercials.

    I don't really care for Miracle Whip.
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    Salty grease vs the alternative? MW wins.

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    MLT is better than a BLT. Especially when the mutton is nice and leeeeean

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    Ugh. Can't stand MW. Wife loves it, and that was almost a deal breaker for me.

    Ok, not really, but I do hate it greatly.
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    Mayo
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    I can not stand the tangy zip of MW.. Mayo.

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    safflower oil mayo, of course!
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    I picked nothing because I'm a boring type of person, but that would depend on the food. However this is a good time to discuss something.

    At what point in this country did it become perfectly okay to drown every damn sandwich and burger with gallons of condiments? Hand held food does not need to drip. I went to jummy johns the other day, apparently when I said turkey they heard "a pint of mayo garnished with turkey". Carl's junior is the worst for this. Their damn commercial sound like sex with the slurping of condiments that fall off their food.
    Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Haw haw haw?..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scanker19 View Post
    I picked nothing because I'm a boring type of person, but that would depend on the food. However this is a good time to discuss something.

    At what point in this country did it become perfectly okay to drown every damn sandwich and burger with gallons of condiments? Hand held food does not need to drip. I went to jummy johns the other day, apparently when I said turkey they heard "a pint of mayo garnished with turkey". Carl's junior is the worst for this. Their damn commercial sound like sex with the slurping of condiments that fall off their food.
    This is because lots of commercially made food is tasteless junk. They have to drown it in condiments to make it taste "good".

    A swath of mayo or MW on a bun is supposed to "enhance" the taste of the sandwich, not "be" the taste of it.

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