Holy crap, dude. I had to look it up. You live in the middle of freaking nowhere!

I keep trying to convince the wife to move out to somewhere rural like that, but she worries that I might lose my cushy telecommute job and have to actually drive into the city to work. We both grew up in little rural towns in Texas, and neither of us is fond of living in the suburbs.

I just want a place where I can walk out on the back porch and empty some brass before dinner.