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    Fleeing Idaho to get IKEA Bailey Guns's Avatar
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    I like living in a rural area because I can pee right off my deck.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I like living in a rural area because I can pee right off my deck.

    just marking your territory
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bailey Guns View Post
    I like living in a rural area because I can pee right off my deck.
    I do that anyway
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    It doesn't matter how many rifles you buy...they're still cheaper than one wife, in the long run.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChunkyMonkey View Post
    I do that anyway
    Yep. I don't even use my own deck.
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    I used to have a bench set up on the FRONT porch of where I used to live in California. One word of advise....if you have a brake on your 300 wm let the people inside know what is about to happen

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    Also when you see the Mormon boys on their bicycles don't forget to clean up your guns "BEFORE" you run and hide inside the house. I didn't think they made it out that far on bikes so we were taken by surprise. They made it up on the porch and when they seen the hardware they pulled out so fast it was comical. We had ourselves a good laugh.

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    I wish I lived in a rural area. That way I wouldn't have to listen to the neighbors chickens screaming their heads off at all hours of the night and day.

    I HATE LIVE CHICKENS!!!

    I would love to be able to step out the back door to shoot. Or even just drive a couple miles to most shoot any gun I want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChunkyMonkey View Post
    I do that anyway
    I got called barbaric for saying I pee outside.. I laughed.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Yep. I don't even use my own deck.
    I'll pretty much just walk around pissing.. trying to teach the dog to mark you know.

    Quote Originally Posted by SAnd View Post
    I wish I lived in a rural area. That way I wouldn't have to listen to the neighbors chickens screaming their heads off at all hours of the night and day.

    I HATE LIVE CHICKENS!!!

    I would love to be able to step out the back door to shoot. Or even just drive a couple miles to most shoot any gun I want.
    I have someone near me w/ chickens and I can't figure out who.. when I do though.. the pellet rifle is getting used.

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