No One Murdered Because of this Image.

[Zundfolge]

Very NSFW image at the link.

The Onion nails it.

WASHINGTON—Following the publication of the image above, in which the most cherished figures from multiple religious faiths were depicted engaging in a lascivious sex act of considerable depravity, no one was murdered, beaten, or had their lives threatened, sources reported Thursday. The image of the Hebrew prophet Moses high-fiving Jesus Christ as both are having their erect penises vigorously masturbated by Ganesha, all while the Hindu deity anally penetrates Buddha with his fist, reportedly went online at 6:45 p.m. EDT, after which not a single bomb threat was made against the organization responsible, nor did the person who created the cartoon go home fearing for his life in any way. Though some members of the Jewish, Christian, Hindu, and Buddhist faiths were reportedly offended by the image, sources confirmed that upon seeing it, they simply shook their heads, rolled their eyes, and continued on with their day.

[Ridge]

DAMNIT I was just coming here to post this!!

[bellavite1]

I am offended!
I don't see Satan in it!

[Bailey Guns]

Other religious faiths just aren't misunderstood like peaceful Muslims are.

[Drucker]

And the government has not had "agents" come and take the artist in custody either for questioning. Time to buy a turban, Mustaffa

[BREATHER]

There really should be more respect. That pic is just shock jock crap.

[00tec]

There really should be more respect. That pic is just shock jock crap.

woosah.....

[45XD]

Other religious faiths just aren't misunderstood like peaceful Muslims are.

Yes, I've heard of those peace-loving Muslims...

[Drucker]

It's the 96.3% that make the other 3.7% look bad

[anomad]

The Onion is awesome.