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    Machine Gunner spyder's Avatar
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    Stabbed in the ear (pierced the drum).
    Broke my index finger off at the last joint.
    Second marriage... All of it...........


    Depending on the day, the third one kinda goes up and down in the list.
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    West Nile Infection...my ruptured disk was nothing compared to the hell I experienced with West Nile.
    I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.
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    "what's that beeping?"
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    Osteoma (bone growth) removed from deep in my ear canal.
    Broken ribs.
    Three crushed vertabra in my lower back.
    Surgery for a perforated gall bladder.
    Rich

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    Broke my leg in half. Foot was facing the opposite direction. Put me in a splint till surgery, on the way to surgery the crutches slipped out from under me and landed on my broken leg.

    In a full leg cast for 6 months because i rebroke it while the cast was on. Worst year of my life.
    #1 Job in the world, being a Dad!

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    Tonsils taken out at age 50. It was hard to eat for a while.

    Surprisingly open heart surgery and having my chest cracked last October didn't hurt at all.

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    Just a little different buckshotbarlow's Avatar
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    dislocated my elbow in a college football game my soph year on special teams punt and cover. I almost got juked, but grabbed the returners jersey and started to pull him down. As I was falling/tackling him, 2 of my own teammates decided to hit my left arm, one on the bicep, the other on the forearm. I just remember watching my elbow to the rubberband stretch game then comeback into place. Ended up going to the er, first time in shock. The drive back from er to catch plane, and plane ride home was F**KING nightmare. 2 surgery's later and it's still f**ked up. Longest trip of my life to frig'n omaha ne.

    I blew out my knee my freshman year, it really didn't hurt till the next day. ACL reconstruction was a nightmare. I took a lick'n in college football, and I know if i ever get older, the real pain will begin.
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    2 web feet good...
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    Having my big toe nail removed with a pair of scissors and pliers with no numbing medicine.
    "But when it's time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark; and brother, it's startin' to rain."

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    Malaria and typhoid. At the same time.

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    Compound Fracture of my radius.
    Only Hits Count, You Can't Miss Fast Enough To Catch Up.

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    For me ...

    I'd say the time the docs at DG stuck a needle the size of a garden hose ( I swear it was that big around!!) under my knee cap to draw out fluid to figure out why my right leg was swollen up like a balloon ... oh and they forgot to give me the novocain first..... Doc was surprised I didn't hit him.. so was I .. I told him to leave very quickly before I changed my mind LOL ..

    That hurt more then either of my major motorcycle wreaks ( one of which left me with an AC separation of grade 3 )

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