Worst physical pain you've experienced?

[Uberjager]

Either you guys are too embarrassed to tell, or I'm the only who's had this happen.

I zipped myself up at age 11. I had finished my business, and zipped up my pants. I couldn't believe what happened. I started crying immediately. It was bad, the head and skin got caught in the zipper. I was sobbing for like 10 minutes before I went to where my family was. I was too embarrassed to say anything so I just started sobbing loudly. My dad caught on, took me aside and tried to unzip me. That only made it worse, and I started to bleed. The family stormed off with me to the emergency room after that. I've never been anywhere close to that pain again.

[BPTactical]

Either you guys are too embarrassed to tell, or I'm the only who's had this happen.

I zipped myself up at age 11. I had finished my business, and zipped up my pants. I couldn't believe what happened. I started crying immediately. It was bad, the head and skin got caught in the zipper. I was sobbing for like 10 minutes before I went to where my family was. I was too embarrassed to say anything so I just started sobbing loudly. My dad caught on, took me aside and tried to unzip me. That only made it worse, and I started to bleed. The family stormed off with me to the emergency room after that. I've never been anywhere close to that pain again.

Is that hair gel??????

[Wiggity]

Either you guys are too embarrassed to tell, or I'm the only who's had this happen.

I zipped myself up at age 11. I had finished my business, and zipped up my pants. I couldn't believe what happened. I started crying immediately. It was bad, the head and skin got caught in the zipper. I was sobbing for like 10 minutes before I went to where my family was. I was too embarrassed to say anything so I just started sobbing loudly. My dad caught on, took me aside and tried to unzip me. That only made it worse, and I started to bleed. The family stormed off with me to the emergency room after that. I've never been anywhere close to that pain again.

I did that when I was a kid but never that bad. I do remember slamming the boyhood in the toilet once or twice

[jhood001]

Ran out of toilet paper while camping.
With only a few sheets of kleenex around and some hand sanitizer, I combined the two to get the cleanest wipe possible with the materials on hand.

Do not ever do this. It is like being hit with a fucking lightening bolt.

[BlasterBob]

I have gone through the cancer thing twice over the years with the operations, chemo, radiation and a gazillion blood tests etc. Absolute worst pain that I have experienced was just within the last few months and that was the passing or the attempted (?) passing of a nice kidney stone. Moral of the story - drink LOTS and LOTS of good ole water!!!!!

[Sixgun]

Ive had Tons of pain over the years from roadrash to broken bones, but nothing compares to losing my wife to cancer. A year later it still fucking hurts, everywhere.
Watching her go through it wasn't easy either.

[FastMan]

Either you guys are too embarrassed to tell, or I'm the only who's had this happen.

I zipped myself up at age 11. I had finished my business, and zipped up my pants. I couldn't believe what happened. I started crying immediately. It was bad, the head and skin got caught in the zipper. I was sobbing for like 10 minutes before I went to where my family was. I was too embarrassed to say anything so I just started sobbing loudly. My dad caught on, took me aside and tried to unzip me. That only made it worse, and I started to bleed. The family stormed off with me to the emergency room after that. I've never been anywhere close to that pain again.

Damned if I didn't do that last winter, for the first time in my life. Got up in the middle of the night to let my ailing dog outside because she was letting out a series of desperate "I'VE GOT TO GO NOW!" barks. Just threw on a pair of pants, commando so as not to waste time, and was zipping on the run when, YIKES, zipped er right up into the zipper. Had to unzip to escape, and was purple for days. Yep, you're right, kinda hurts.

[wctriumph]

When my mother passed away unexpectedly.

[Teufelhund]

I'm a bit accident prone, but I've never experienced anything so bad as some of you guys have.

Punched a steel panel truck one time and fractured a couple metacarpals, that one hurt pretty bad. It pales in comparison to a toothache though; that will make you drop whatever you are doing to go find a dentist who will rip it out for you.

[Mtn.man]

Listening to little girls scream,,, Excruciating