Worst physical pain you've experienced?

[Wiggity]

Gross

[Uberjager]

Either you guys are too embarrassed to tell, or I'm the only who's had this happen.

I zipped myself up at age 11. I had finished my business, and zipped up my pants. I couldn't believe what happened. I started crying immediately. It was bad, the head and skin got caught in the zipper. I was sobbing for like 10 minutes before I went to where my family was. I was too embarrassed to say anything so I just started sobbing loudly. My dad caught on, took me aside and tried to unzip me. That only made it worse, and I started to bleed. The family stormed off with me to the emergency room after that. I've never been anywhere close to that pain again.

[BPTactical]

Either you guys are too embarrassed to tell, or I'm the only who's had this happen.

I zipped myself up at age 11. I had finished my business, and zipped up my pants. I couldn't believe what happened. I started crying immediately. It was bad, the head and skin got caught in the zipper. I was sobbing for like 10 minutes before I went to where my family was. I was too embarrassed to say anything so I just started sobbing loudly. My dad caught on, took me aside and tried to unzip me. That only made it worse, and I started to bleed. The family stormed off with me to the emergency room after that. I've never been anywhere close to that pain again.

Is that hair gel??????

[BPTactical]

Had both feet cut off, rebuilt, and bolted back on.
That kinda sucked a bit.

Rectally no less..........

[Troublco]

Most of these stories sure beat mine. Mine are my appendicitis, complicated by peritonitis and fluid buildup; and the time my doc decided I needed cortisone shots in my elbow. Probably wouldn't have been so bad, except I had a simultaneous case of tendonitis, gout, and bursitis. Three shots...oh man, that hurt.

[Wiggity]

Either you guys are too embarrassed to tell, or I'm the only who's had this happen.

I zipped myself up at age 11. I had finished my business, and zipped up my pants. I couldn't believe what happened. I started crying immediately. It was bad, the head and skin got caught in the zipper. I was sobbing for like 10 minutes before I went to where my family was. I was too embarrassed to say anything so I just started sobbing loudly. My dad caught on, took me aside and tried to unzip me. That only made it worse, and I started to bleed. The family stormed off with me to the emergency room after that. I've never been anywhere close to that pain again.

I did that when I was a kid but never that bad. I do remember slamming the boyhood in the toilet once or twice

[jhood001]

Ran out of toilet paper while camping.
With only a few sheets of kleenex around and some hand sanitizer, I combined the two to get the cleanest wipe possible with the materials on hand.

Do not ever do this. It is like being hit with a fucking lightening bolt.

[BlasterBob]

I have gone through the cancer thing twice over the years with the operations, chemo, radiation and a gazillion blood tests etc. Absolute worst pain that I have experienced was just within the last few months and that was the passing or the attempted (?) passing of a nice kidney stone. Moral of the story - drink LOTS and LOTS of good ole water!!!!!

[Sixgun]

Ive had Tons of pain over the years from roadrash to broken bones, but nothing compares to losing my wife to cancer. A year later it still fucking hurts, everywhere.
Watching her go through it wasn't easy either.

[wctriumph]

When my mother passed away unexpectedly.