Voter Registration Clowns!

[Inconel710]

I've had a little fun messing with the push polls. Had one call last week and the conversation went something like this:

Pollster - Hi, I'm xxxx with ABCD consulting. Do you have time to answer some questions?
Me - Is this a push poll?
Pollster - Uh, yes (wow - honesty or did he misunderstand me?)
Me - Sure, why not? Just make it quick, I'm cooking dinner.
Pollster - Are you going to vote for Mitt Romney or Barack Obama?
Me - The Libertarian candidate.
Pollster - Johnson?
Me - Yep.
After asking me a bunch of issue questions to determine how "angry or upset" I am about them...
Pollster - So, thinking about the issues that make you angry or upset, are you more likely to vote for Mitt Romney or Barack Obama?
Me - Uh, Johnson!

I'll probably vote for Romney come November, but damn if it doesn't feel like another South Park rerun. I have little faith in Romney's ability to really move the ball in a useful direction (like towards greater individual liberty).

[JoeT]

I had one last week (I know you can't be 100% sure, but I believe the caller to be a younger African American) where they started to ask me "feeling" questions about Romney. I answered that he was unqualified, having lived in Mass while he was governor I knew he was full of shit.. etc.

He was typing away trying to keep up. he then asked
"if the election was tomorrow who would you vote for"

I answered Romney and there was a moment of silence..... he said, you just told me that he was "unqualified...etc" why would you vote for him?

and I said as bad as Romney is, he's still a better choice than the idiot, liar we have now.

in less than a second he said thanks, and hung up the phone.

I'm "unenrolled" so I get daily calls from both sides, depending on my mood, I'll play a little while

[Aloha_Shooter]

The nature of some of these push calls is one thing that gives me hope despite the media's concerted attacks on Romney and cover-ups of Obama's failings. I sense a deep feeling of desperation from "Organize for America" and the other cover organizations making these calls.

[BPTactical]

I was leaving "Noodles and Company" today and some fluffer looking Obot asked me if I would like to "Register to vote for Obama".
I asked him if he would like to get stuck in the neck with his own pen.
He didn't answer.
I got into my truck with the "NObama" sticker on it and drove away.

I had to laugh to myself what a dildo he was, I am wearing BDU pants and a Stag Arms shirt...not exactly the demographic.

[Gunner]

Haha
How would you like to get stuck in the neck with your pen.

[BPTactical]

Haha
How would you like to get stuck in the neck with your pen.

I am building up the courage to do it. I will then claim it as a workplace injury and take paid time off.





I blame the Unions

[brokenscout]

Don't lie , you love Trinidad.

One step closer to get back to the Springs.Hows Pueblo jackass you still driving the burrito truck