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"In Soviet Russia..." jokes.
I just had a week with 4 different exams at university. I need some "In Soviet Russia..." jokes for entertaining. If this kind of joke offends you, please don't read any further.
I'll start, "In Soviet Russia, you have the right to keep and arm bears."
In Soviet Russia, TV watches YOU!
In Soviet Russia, Radio listens to you!
In Soviet Russia, President assassinates you!
Women Marry You,
Until you hit America's shore then they miraculously find work in any number of massage parlors.
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
Oh man, quite a can of worms you opened here... or in Soviet Russia, can of worms opens you!
Here you go:
"There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
"The revolution will not be televised... Instead it will be filmed from multiple angles via cell phone cameras, promptly uploaded to YouTube, Tweeted about, and then shared on Facebook, pending a Wi-Fi connection."
In Soviet Russia CO-WORKER COMPLAIN ABOUT RONIN !!
The Great Kazoo's Feedback
"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
^Jim won the thread
Originally Posted by jim
Don't pick a fight with an old man. If he is too old to Fight, he'll just kill you.
Ronin's new tag: Jim's wiping boy
Unless of course you mean that Ronin wipes Jim's ass..
Lol PLEASE
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