... you should punch yourself in the junk.
Seriously, you come up to me with a check for cash, out of your account, for $1000 and you get MAD at me? "oh, you must be new, no one else asks for my I.D. here. I don't understand why I need to do that."
Well, sweetheart, 1) if that's true, then nobody around here is doing their job. And 2) When some scam artist in China steals the tens of thousands of dollars in your checking account, don't come crying to me.
I must be one of the only people who learned how to walk and take my wallet out at the same time, because in the 10 minutes it took you to waddle in here, you could have removed, replaced, repeat, with your dang driver's license 75 times before you got to me.
And then complaining about how long it takes? Its not the 4 second process of pulling your I.D. out that takes so long, its your asinine and moronic argument that wastes time.
And then criticizes my counting technique as being "too loud and public" and would allow a better opportunity for all of the unsavory characters in the DTC to follow her to her car and mug her.
Sweet, merciful crap.
And then the asian woman who cashed a $2000 check out of a business account, and said "no one else asks this, I never have to show my I.D., this never happens around here, you must be new. This is ridiculous." Every. Single. Time. The same old bull crap mantra.
And the BEST part of my day?
THE A**HOLE WHO CAME IN AN HOUR LATER AND TRIED TO FRAUD US FOR $3700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And HOW did we catch him??!?!
HE DIDN'T HAVE PROPER I.D. AND WE CHECKED THE SIGNATURE ON THE ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!
Eff.
Seriously, ya'll. Just show your damn I.D.
I'm done.



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