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  1. #1
    Gong Shooter
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    Default If you get mad when someone asks to see your I.D....

    ... you should punch yourself in the junk.

    Seriously, you come up to me with a check for cash, out of your account, for $1000 and you get MAD at me? "oh, you must be new, no one else asks for my I.D. here. I don't understand why I need to do that."

    Well, sweetheart, 1) if that's true, then nobody around here is doing their job. And 2) When some scam artist in China steals the tens of thousands of dollars in your checking account, don't come crying to me.

    I must be one of the only people who learned how to walk and take my wallet out at the same time, because in the 10 minutes it took you to waddle in here, you could have removed, replaced, repeat, with your dang driver's license 75 times before you got to me.

    And then complaining about how long it takes? Its not the 4 second process of pulling your I.D. out that takes so long, its your asinine and moronic argument that wastes time.

    And then criticizes my counting technique as being "too loud and public" and would allow a better opportunity for all of the unsavory characters in the DTC to follow her to her car and mug her.

    Sweet, merciful crap.

    And then the asian woman who cashed a $2000 check out of a business account, and said "no one else asks this, I never have to show my I.D., this never happens around here, you must be new. This is ridiculous." Every. Single. Time. The same old bull crap mantra.


    And the BEST part of my day?

    THE A**HOLE WHO CAME IN AN HOUR LATER AND TRIED TO FRAUD US FOR $3700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And HOW did we catch him??!?!

    HE DIDN'T HAVE PROPER I.D. AND WE CHECKED THE SIGNATURE ON THE ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


    Eff.


    Seriously, ya'll. Just show your damn I.D.


    I'm done.
    Whenever my wife asks me why I never wear pants around the house I simply remind her:

    "A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.” - Winston Churchill

    The truth wears NO pants!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mevshooter View Post
    ... you should punch yourself in the junk.

    Seriously, you come up to me with a check for cash, out of your account, for $1000 and you get MAD at me? "oh, you must be new, no one else asks for my I.D. here. I don't understand why I need to do that."

    Well, sweetheart, 1) if that's true, then nobody around here is doing their job. And 2) When some scam artist in China steals the tens of thousands of dollars in your checking account, don't come crying to me.

    I must be one of the only people who learned how to walk and take my wallet out at the same time, because in the 10 minutes it took you to waddle in here, you could have removed, replaced, repeat, with your dang driver's license 75 times before you got to me.

    And then complaining about how long it takes? Its not the 4 second process of pulling your I.D. out that takes so long, its your asinine and moronic argument that wastes time.

    And then criticizes my counting technique as being "too loud and public" and would allow a better opportunity for all of the unsavory characters in the DTC to follow her to her car and mug her.

    Sweet, merciful crap.

    And then the asian woman who cashed a $2000 check out of a business account, and said "no one else asks this, I never have to show my I.D., this never happens around here, you must be new. This is ridiculous." Every. Single. Time. The same old bull crap mantra.


    And the BEST part of my day?

    THE A**HOLE WHO CAME IN AN HOUR LATER AND TRIED TO FRAUD US FOR $3700!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And HOW did we catch him??!?!

    HE DIDN'T HAVE PROPER I.D. AND WE CHECKED THE SIGNATURE ON THE ACCOUNTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


    Eff.


    Seriously, ya'll. Just show your damn I.D.


    I'm done.
    Good show, mate! Good show indeed! Solid 9 out of 10 on that one from me.

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    FastMan
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    Sounds like an attempt at gun buyer suppression to me.

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    Seriously, my thinking on it is the buyer should just go ahead and offer ID up, right off the bat, before the seller even asks. I just bought an AR last night, from a member here, and that's what I did. Politely save the seller the awkwardness of having to request it. It's the law, the burden is on the seller to make some attempt to ascertain the buyer is not ineligible to purchase. Pitch in and help him/her out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FastMan View Post
    Seriously, my thinking on it is the buyer should just go ahead and offer ID up, right off the bat, before the seller even asks. I just bought an AR last night, from a member here, and that's what I did. Politely save the seller the awkwardness of having to request it. It's the law, the burden is on the seller to make some attempt to ascertain the buyer is not ineligible to purchase. Pitch in and help him/her out.

    Psst.... I think the OP is talking about his place of employment...

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    Obviously, you are trying to suppress minorities from visiting your place of business by asking for ID.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GilpinGuy View Post
    Obviously, you are trying to suppress minorities from visiting your place of business by asking for ID.
    RACIST!!!!

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    Escaped From New York zteknik's Avatar
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    Now now,they dont ask for it when they go and vote so why should you??

    Good job.Although some people just wont appreciate the fact your trying to help them keep whats theirs.

    Next time say,gee thats funny you were just here and withdrew your entire account....
    FHUGETABOUDIT!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    Psst.... I think the OP is talking about his place of employment...
    My thought as well.
    I see you running, tell me what your running from

    Nobody's coming, what ya do that was so wrong.

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    It's interesting to me that having an ID card is so ingrained in us these days. I'd love to see a study into how they avoided fraud in various contexts before the government assigned you a number at birth and required you to get and keep a photo ID on you to do just about anything.

    Man when I put it like that it sounds kinda creepy.

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