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    ALWAYS TRYING HARDER Ah Pook's Avatar
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    Another thread got me thankin'...and yes, it hurt.

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    If a man and a woman get married in Georgia, and then move to Colorado and get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
    Light a fire for a man, and he'll be warm for a day, light a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life...

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    ignorance. Ever found a liberal that you can have a discussion with?

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    Why do people like boiled peanuts?
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Why do people like boiled peanuts?
    BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Why do people like boiled peanuts?
    BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!
    But then why in Dr Pepper?
    Modern liberalism is based on the idea that reality is obligated to conform to one's beliefs because; "I have the right to believe whatever I want".

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    "Every time something really bad happens, people cry out for safety, and the government answers by taking rights away from good people."
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    A World Without Guns <- Great Read!

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    What the hell is kinfolk? Are those the relatives you've had sex with?

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    Kosher salted boiled peanuts.... yum
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    Quote Originally Posted by TFOGGER View Post
    If a man and a woman get married in Georgia, and then move to Colorado and get a divorce, are they still brother and sister?
    Only if they were first cousins to start with.
    Hard times make strong men
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Why do people like boiled peanuts?
    Cause if may yer shiat a pretty color of green.
    Hard times make strong men
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    Good times create weak men
    Weak men create hard times
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    ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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