Ask a Southerner Anything

[Ah Pook]

Why is Mississippi the fattest state?

Cause all them Ohioans move in.

What is an "iffin?"

Well, iffin I told you...

In Alabama if your wife dies do you get your sister's belonging's ?

Only iffin you two shared the same room in the parents house.

Have you seen a pecan tree?

No, but I have seen a dog tree a coon.

He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"

"Pee can" is wut they call'em north of the Manson Nixon line.

Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?

South Jersey


Texas

[wctriumph]

Louisiana. Why?

[Irving]

What is an "iffin?"

[ANADRILL]

Have you seen a pecan tree?

[Goodburbon]

Have you seen a pecan tree?

Oddly enough I almost got in a fist fight with some Georgia boy in basic training over the pronunciation of the word pecan.


He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"

[Goodburbon]

Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?

[Monky]

Why do people like boiled peanuts?

Cause they're awesome.

BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!

+1

But then why in Dr Pepper?

Why not? Ever put Dr. Pepper on a ham you're bakin?

What is an "iffin?"

It's along the same lines of a 'fixinta', a 'yonder', and and 'overe'

Have you seen a pecan tree?

Fuck Pecan tree's and running through the yard bare foot!

what area of the south do you hail from?

Alabama.. ROLL TIDE!.. Thank the sweet baby jesus for the ESPN app on my TV.. WHOTF cares about watching Harvard Vs. Brown.. seriously.. even a bad day of SEC football is better than any IVY league team.. Fuckin networks.

[Goodburbon]

Alabama. how unfortunate.

A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.


Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.

[Monky]

Alabama. how unfortunate.

A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.


Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.

Somone must be an LSU fan. Your mascot isn't much better.. a yellow and purple pussy.. I mean tiger.

[BPTactical]

Anybody seen "Ya'all"?