Ask a Southerner Anything

[Ah Pook]

Why is Mississippi the fattest state?

Cause all them Ohioans move in.

What is an "iffin?"

Well, iffin I told you...

In Alabama if your wife dies do you get your sister's belonging's ?

Only iffin you two shared the same room in the parents house.

Have you seen a pecan tree?

No, but I have seen a dog tree a coon.

He said "pee can"
I say "puh cawn"

"Pee can" is wut they call'em north of the Manson Nixon line.

Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?

South Jersey


Texas

[wctriumph]

Louisiana. Why?