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    Quote Originally Posted by ANADRILL View Post
    Have you seen a pecan tree?
    Oddly enough I almost got in a fist fight with some Georgia boy in basic training over the pronunciation of the word pecan.


    He said "pee can"
    I say "puh cawn"

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    Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?

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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Why is Mississippi the fattest state?
    Cause all them Ohioans move in.

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    What is an "iffin?"
    Well, iffin I told you...

    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    In Alabama if your wife dies do you get your sister's belonging's ?
    Only iffin you two shared the same room in the parents house.

    Quote Originally Posted by ANADRILL View Post
    Have you seen a pecan tree?
    No, but I have seen a dog tree a coon.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    He said "pee can"
    I say "puh cawn"
    "Pee can" is wut they call'em north of the Manson Nixon line.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    Pook, what area of the south do you hail from?
    South Jersey


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    Louisiana. Why?
    "If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking."
    George S. Patton

    "A people that values its privileges above its principles soon loses both."
    Dwight D. Eisenhower

    "Conformity is the jailer of freedom and the enemy of growth."
    John F. Kennedy

    ?A motorcycle is a bicycle with a pandemonium attachment, and is designed for the special use of mechanical geniuses, daredevils and lunatics.?
    George Fitch. c 1916.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Why do people like boiled peanuts?
    Cause they're awesome.

    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!
    +1

    Quote Originally Posted by Zundfolge View Post
    But then why in Dr Pepper?
    Why not? Ever put Dr. Pepper on a ham you're bakin?

    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    What is an "iffin?"
    It's along the same lines of a 'fixinta', a 'yonder', and and 'overe'

    Quote Originally Posted by ANADRILL View Post
    Have you seen a pecan tree?
    Fuck Pecan tree's and running through the yard bare foot!

    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    what area of the south do you hail from?
    Alabama.. ROLL TIDE!.. Thank the sweet baby jesus for the ESPN app on my TV.. WHOTF cares about watching Harvard Vs. Brown.. seriously.. even a bad day of SEC football is better than any IVY league team.. Fuckin networks.

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    Alabama. how unfortunate.

    A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
    But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.


    Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    BECAUSE THEY ARE FREAKIN' AWESOME!

    Damn straight

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    Quote Originally Posted by Goodburbon View Post
    Alabama. how unfortunate.

    A gigantic elephant is the mascot, and they are the "crimson tide".
    But hey, an elephant menstruation is a very impressive thing I guess.


    Louisiana, because somewhere in the United states had to have decent food.
    Somone must be an LSU fan. Your mascot isn't much better.. a yellow and purple pussy.. I mean tiger.

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    Tar,,, what u fix when it goes flat

    If you slide off the road in the south you don't need to call a tow truck,,, a couple of guys in a monster truck will be along shortly and pull ya out.

    Yankees are also know as Snow Birds.

    Grits is considered a staple.

    It is mandatory to have a rifle in the gun rack if you have a truck.

    Teeth are optional in the south.

    Geet yet? Naw not hungry.


    A southern couple went to the doc to get a vasectomy for him after their 9th child.
    Doc asked why did you wait till now?
    Guy said he read an article that said 1 in 10 babies born in the US were Mexican,
    And me or the little women can't speak Mexican.

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    Anybody seen "Ya'all"?
    The most important thing to be learned from those who demand "Equality For All" is that all are not equal...

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