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    Gourmet Catfood Connoisseur StagLefty's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    What does the color purple taste like?
    Oprah question
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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerd View Post
    Where should I take my new girlfriend tonight, and what should I do if she won't give me a BJ on the first date?
    get your $10 back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerd View Post
    Where should I take my new girlfriend tonight, and what should I do if she won't give me a BJ on the first date?
    Take her to go see Wicked- then you won't have to worry about not getting any...
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    Quote Originally Posted by sneakerd View Post
    Where should I take my new girlfriend tonight, and what should I do if she won't give me a BJ on the first date?

    First off if you continue to insist she swallow, she's not.
    Which i do not understand why you asked this on the boards?
    She told me last week
    "You don't have to hold my ears, I KNOW What i'm doing!!"


    FUK Now i'm turning in to Dear Abbey
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    Quote Originally Posted by StagLefty View Post
    I thought you had to lose something before you could do a search ?
    Every time I lose something I find it in the last place I look. I'm gonna start looking there first.
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    Just what is this 'research' you speak of?

    Hmm ... guess I could Google it...


    Quote Originally Posted by Ridge View Post
    What does the color purple taste like?
    Crayons...

    "Crayons taste like purple". {Tardy Turtle}

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