In Oregon, Bacon Eats You!

[ChunkyMonkey]

http://blogs.seattletimes.com/today/...n-by-his-hogs/

Oregon farmer eaten by his hogs
Posted by The Associated Press

Oregon authorities are investigating how a farmer was eaten by his hogs.

The Coos County district attorney’s office says 70-year-old Terry Vance Garner never returned after he set out to feed his animals Wednesday on his farm near the Oregon coast.

A family member later found Garner’s dentures and pieces of his body in the hog enclosure, but most of his remains had been consumed.

The district attorney’s office said in a statement Monday that it’s possible Garner had a medical emergency, such as a heart attack, or was knocked over by the animals before he was killed. But criminal activity has not been ruled out.

Authorities estimate the hogs weigh 700 pounds. The DA’s office says one hog had either bitten or been aggressive with Garner previously.

Tags: hogs, Oregon

[bogie]

Funny picture but that story makes me want to

[Bailey Guns]

I hope I don't find any toenails or such in my bacon in the near future.

[ray1970]

I hope I don't find any toenails or such in my bacon in the near future.

[rockhound]

wow

[hawk1]

Hogs are freakin' nasty! They'll eat anything.

[Tinelement]

Hogs are freakin' nasty! They'll eat anything.

beat me to it!

[Rucker61]

Sad story but it sure brings Bricktop to mind.

[GilpinGuy]

Sad story but it sure brings Bricktop to mind.

Snatch! What a great movie! I've watched that a dozen times.

And this is why we must all eat as much bacon as possible. To keep these beasts under control.

[spyder]

Snatch! What a great movie! I've watched that a dozen times.

And this is why we must all eat as much bacon as possible. To keep these beasts under control.

...I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".