In Oregon, Bacon Eats You!

[spyder]

Snatch! What a great movie! I've watched that a dozen times.

And this is why we must all eat as much bacon as possible. To keep these beasts under control.

...I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a pisshead. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig shit, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig".

[dwalker460]

Haha that quote reminds me of one of my friends funny sayings-

"Welcome to Tennessee, where we shoot you from far away and feed you to animals"

Rumor has it he made corn liquor... for medicinal purposes of course...

[Ah Pook]

Pigs are filthy animals.


Reminds me of Mr Wu's pigs.

[GilpinGuy]

Fish eat worms. And fish are tasty too.

[Trigger Time 23]

http://news.blogs.cnn.com/2012/10/02...ogs/?hpt=hp_t3

[CrufflerSteve]

Sometimes you get the bacon; sometimes the bacon gets you.

[sniper7]

wonder if the bacon caused a heart attack like some thought?

[CO Hugh]

Can we send a battalion of hogs to Mecca, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

[Teufelhund]

Can we send a battalion of hogs to Mecca, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

talk about a creative solution. Aren't hogs overpopulated in Texas? Sounds like we can kill two birds with one stone here.

[sniper7]

Can we send a battalion of hogs to Mecca, Iraq, and Afghanistan.

that would be awesome! Even if they killed the hogs they wouldn't want to clean them up!