My wife’s twin cousin (they were born the same day) is having his 30th B-Day party on Fri and I’m looking for a present for him…. Of course there was no mention of my wife in any of the emails. He’s a lawyer and an up and comer in the Democratic party (Ritter and other’s from the party were at his wedding last year, but of course we were sat at the very back table… it’s almost like we were in a different room). He was most recently a law clerk for Colorado Supreme Court Judge Monica Marquez.

I’m looking for an appropriate gift for him other than the suggested donation in his name to a liberal cause.

My first thought is a lifetime membership to the NRA but unfortunately he can cancel that. Any other ideas that aren’t too condescending are appreciated.

My fondest memories of him come from my Brother in Law who told him a couple months ago that he should get a real job and stop living off of taxpayers.