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    Q-If I have 10 pieces of bacon and my friend wants 2 how many slices of bacon do I have left?








    A- 10, cause I am not giving up any bacon...




    Ok, stupid I know but with the political threads lately I figured we were overdue.
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    No REAL friend would ask for your bacon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    No REAL friend would ask for your bacon...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    No REAL friend would ask for your bacon...
    Butt, the shortage is comming they say. I'm stalking up.

    Want some bacon little boy??
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    Free bacon at mb888s house! I hear he wants back in the site
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    Quote Originally Posted by BPTactical View Post
    Q-If I have 10 pieces of bacon and my friend wants 2 how many slices of bacon do I have left?








    A- 10, cause I am not giving up any bacon...




    Ok, stupid I know but with the political threads lately I figured we were overdue.

    I'm gonna go with I get 18.

    Cause if he wanted 2 and I'm cooking, he better have brought over 10 more slices.

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    Let him get his own damn bacon.
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    I got free bacon last weekend.

    The wife and I went camping with a big group of people. We had all decided ahead of time that we wouldn't be doing anything elaborate for breakfast so we could get out early on the atv trails to ride. There were some "young whippersnappers" camping with us and they were up early before we went riding cooking some bacon. I told them they sucked for cooking it where I could smell it. They gave me a piece.

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