Posted an ad to that effect once and my brother & I always tease about the "NIB - only 200 rounds down the pipe & only asking $100 over retail!" New=unused period but good for a giggle anyway.
That along with "Brand new, only 100 rounds shot." Or my other favorite "NIB, only shot 50 times." 50 rounds or 50 trips to the range?
I see this everywhere, craigslist, armslist, cologunmarket, but not really here.
"But when it's time to fight, you fight like you are the third monkey on the ramp to Noah's Ark; and brother, it's startin' to rain."